It sounds too ridiculous to be true, and it is, because we all know that cats can’t talk. However, French magazine Gala did an interview with Karl Lagerfeld uber-hyped kitty Choupette. In the interview, Choupette talks about what it’s like to live with the legendary designer and makes some bitter comments about her previous owner, model Baptiste Giabiconi. “I was only three months old when he asked Karl to take care of me for 15 days. You know what happened then… Anyway, Baptiste was not organized enough to have a cat.” Read the full interview (in French) here.